看美剧学英语：The Big Bang Theory（生活大爆炸）

（1）S1 E1 Introduction

Leonard: that’s probably enough about us, so, tell us about you.
Penny: me? Okay. I am a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Sheldon: yes. It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
Penny: participate in the what?
Leonard: I think what Sheldon’s trying to say is that Sagittarius wouldn’t have been our first guess.
Penny: yeah, a lot of people think I am a water sign. Ok, let’s, what else. I am a vegetarian except for fish, and the occasional steak. I love steak.
Leonard: do you have some sort of a job?
Penny: I am a waitress at the cheesecake factory.

我们看到，Penny首先介绍自己的星座constellation，Sagittarius是射手座，(water sign 水相星座)。然后说的是自己的素食主义者vegetarian，但又爱吃肉。最后说的自己是服务员。结果默默被谢耳朵吐槽了。

槽点：
　　1. mass cultural delusion 大众文化的幻想
2. sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations 太阳位置与任意指定的星座相关
3. somehow affects your personality 不知道怎么地，就影响了我们的性格

（2）S1 E1 dinner is on me.

Leonard: we are home.
Penny: what happened?
Leonard: well, your ex-boyfriend sends his regards and I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.
Penny: I am so sorry. I really thought if you guys went instead of me, he wouldn’t be such an ass.
Leonard: no, it was a valid hypothesis.
Sheldon: that was a valid hypothesis? What is happening to you?
Penny: really, thank you so much for going and trying. You are just so terrific. Why don’t you put some clothes on? I will get my purse and dinner’s on me, okay?
Leonard: really, great.
Sheldon: you are not done with her, are you?
Leonard: our babies will be smart and beautiful.
Sheldon: not to mention imaginary.

Fairly: 相当地。副词，可以在口语里替换very来用。
self-explanatory: 不解释。片段里leonard和谢耳朵是光着腿回来的，所以结果很明显，无需解释，字面意思是自我解释。
Terrific: 很赞。在口语里可替换good, great之类的词。
Dinner is on me: 吃饭去，我请客。
Be done with someone: 和谁结束，和谁玩完了。I am done with you. 我不要跟你好了！知道怎么甩人了不？