Leonard：Who am I kidding I can't go through with this. You need to call her and cancel.
我没法赴这个约会。你给她打电话取消吧。
Sheldon：Me
我
Leonard：Yes.
对
Sheldon：What should I tell her
我要跟她说什么
Leonard：I don't know. Tell her I'm sick.
我不知道。跟她说我病了。
Sheldon：Ok
好。
Leonard：Not the kind of illness that will make her want to come over and take care of me, but nothing so critical that she'll feel uncomfortable going out with me in the future. if I want to try this again.
别说那种会让她想来照顾我的病，也不要严重得让她以后不愿跟我约会的病，如果我以后还想尝试的话。
Sheldon：Got it. So I'm assuming nothing venereal. I'll just tell her that you had a routine colonoscopy and haven't quite bounced back.
了解。那不能说花柳病啦。就跟她说你做了例行肠镜检查还没恢复吧。
Leonard：Give me the phone.
给我电话。
Sheldon：I thought you wanted to cancel.
你不是想取消约会吗
Leonard：I can't, because if I don't show up she'll still be expecting you.
不行，如果我不出现，她还是会认为你会去的。
Sheldon：Why would she be expecting me
为什么她认为我会去
Leonard：Stop asking me all these questions. I need to take another shower.
别问了，我要再去洗个澡。
Penny: So are the rest of the guys meeting us here
其他的人直接来这找我们
Leonard：Oh, yeah... no. It turns out that Raj and Howard had to work and Sheldon... Sheldon... had a colonoscopy and he hasn't quite bounced back yet.
对...不对。Raj跟Howard要工作，做了肠镜，还没恢复过来。
Penny: Oh, my uncle just had a colonoscopy.
我叔叔也做了肠镜。
Leonard：You're kidding. Then that's something we have in common.
这就是我们俩的共同之处了。
Penny: How
怎么说
Leonard：We both have people in our lives who... want to nip intestinal polyps in the bud.
我们都认识... 想将肠道息肉扼杀于摇篮当中的人。
Penny: so what's new in the world of physics
物理界有啥新闻不
Leonard：Nothing.
没有。
Penny: Really Nothing
真的一点都没有
Leonard：Well, with the exception of string theory, not much has happened since the 1930s. And you can't prove string theory. At best you can say, "Hey, look, my idea has an internal logical consistency.”
除了弦理论，自1930年后就没什么发现了。而弦理论也尚未证明。最多就能说，嘿，我的理论内部逻辑很连贯。
Penny: Ah. Well, I'm sure things will pick up.
啊，我相信情况会好转的。
Leonard：What's new at the cheesecake factory
芝士蛋糕工厂那边有什么新消息
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Penny: Oh, uh, not much. We do have a chocolate key lime that's moving pretty well. We do have a chocolate key lime that's moving pretty well.
没有什么。有个巧克力柠檬派卖得很好。
Leonard：Good. Good. What about your, uh... hallway friend
很好。那你那个...过道上的朋友怎样
Penny: Doug Oh, yeah, I don't know. I mean, you know, he's nice and funny, but... Waitress: can I get you started with some drinks
Doug 我不知道。他人挺好也很风趣，但是... 准备开始点饮品了吗
Leonard: No, easy. You were saying But...
不!你刚刚说到但是...
Penny: I'd like a drink.
我想喝点东西
Leonard: Just say the "but" thing about Doug and then I'll get her back.
先说完关于Doug的"但是" 我会把她叫回来。
Penny: Okay, well, I don't know, it's just me. I'm still getting over this breakup with Kurt and this thing with Doug would start be rebound sex.
我不知道，是我的问题。我还没从跟Kurt的分手中完全恢复，跟Doug在一起是为了复健性爱。
Leonard: Oh, don't get me started on rebound sex…
噢，提起复健性爱啊...
Penny: It's just... it's my pattern. I break up, then I find some cute guy, and then it's just 36 meaningless hours of... you know.
我总是这样。分手后找个帅哥，然后就是36小时毫无意义的... 你知道。
Leonard: I'm not sure that I do is that one 36-hour experience, or is that 36 hours spread out over, say... one glorious summer
我不确定我知道连续36个小时，还是一个辉煌夏季中...分散的36个小时。
Penny: No, it's usually over a weekend, and trust me, you do not feel good after it.
不，大概是一个周末吧。相信我，那之后感觉很不好。
Leonard: Well, chafing, right
呃，皮肤疼痛是吧
Penny: Emotionally.
心情不好。
Leonard: Of course, yeah, emotional chafing. Hey, do you want to see something cool. I can make this olive go into this glass without touching it.
没错，心里疼痛。你想看些有趣的玩意吗？我不用手碰就能把这颗橄榄弄进杯子里。
Penny: How
怎么弄啊
Leonard: Physics.
物理原理。
Penny: Wow, centrifugal force.
哇，离心力。
Leonard: Actually, it's centripetal force, which is an inward force generated by the glass acting on the olive... Excuse me. If you were riding on the olive, you'd be in a non inertial reference frame and would...
实际上是向心力,玻璃对橄榄作用产生的内向力。抱歉。如果你坐在那颗橄榄上，你就是一个非惯性参照系，并会...
Penny: are you okay
你没事吧
Leonard: Yeah, I'm okay. Did you spill ketchup
没事。你打翻花生酱了吗
Penny: No.
没。
Leonard: I'm not okay.
那有事了。
Penny: Are you sure you don't want to go to the emergency room
你确定不用去急诊室
Leonard: No, no, I'm okay. It stopped bleeding.
我没事，不流血了。
Penny: I know, but you did throw up. Isn't that a sign of a concussion
但你吐了啊，那不是脑震荡的症状吗
Leonard: Yes. But I get car sick, too, so...
对，但我也晕车，所以...
Penny: okay.
好吧。
Leonard: Sorry about your car, by the way.
还有，抱歉弄脏你的车。
Penny: Oh, no, it's fine. You got most of it out the window.
没关系，大部分你都吐车外了。
Leonard: The poor guy on the bike. Well, I had a nice time.
那个骑自行车的可怜人。我今晚过得很愉快。
Penny: Yeah, me, too. Well, um, good night.
我也是。那晚安啦。
Leonard: Good night.
晚安
Penny: Leonard Ah Was this supposed to be a date Leonard
啊今晚这是约会吗
Leonard: This No. No, of course not. This was just you and me hanging out with a bunch of guys, who didn't show up 'cause of work and a colonoscopy.
今晚不是，当然不是。只是你跟我还有一帮因工作和肠镜而没有出现的人的聚会。
Penny: Okay, I was just checking.
好，我只是问问。
Leonard: When I take a girl on a date- - and I do, she knows she's been dated. Capital D. Boldface. Underlined. Da... ted. I think I might have a little concussion. I'm going to go lie down. Good night.
如果我跟女孩约会，我确实跟女孩约会，那个女孩会知道她是在约会的。大写D，粗体黑字，下划线 (在强调会让对方意识到是约会= =)约会。我可能脑震荡了，我去躺躺。晚安。
Sheldon：So, how was your date
约会如何
Leonard：Awesome!
赞!
Sheldon：Score one for liquor and poor judgment.
凭酒跟糊涂得一分。
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