Sheldon: I helped him run some cable for a web cam.
我帮他调试摄像头网线。
Penny：Hey, guys.
嘿，伙计们。
Leonard: Oh, Hey, Penny. This just arrived, we just brought this up... just now.
嘿，Penny。家具刚到，我们搬上来...刚刚。
Penny：Great. Was it hard getting it up the stairs
太好了，你们搬上楼来很费劲吧
Leonard: No.
不。
Sheldon: "No"
不。
Leonard: Well, we'll get out of your here.
好了，我们出去了。
Penny：Okay, great. Thank you again.
太好了，再次谢谢你们。
Sheldon: Penny...I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this. Penny，I'm here for you.我只是想让你知道，你没必要这样生活。有我在呢。
Penny：What's he talking about
他在说什么
Leonard: It's a joke.
说笑话。
Penny：I don't get it.
我没听懂。
Leonard: Yeah, he didn't tell it right.
是啊，他讲不来笑话的。
Leonard: Hello Sheldon!
哈罗 Sheldon!
Sheldon: Shh, Shh, shh. Penny's sleeping.
嘘，嘘，Penny在睡觉。
Leonard: Are you insane. You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean.
你疯了吗？你不能就这么闯进一间女人的公寓，深更半夜，还打扫整理。
Sheldon: I had no choice. I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and immediately adjacent to the hallway was... this.
我别无选择。我没法睡着，明明知道，我卧室外是客厅，客厅外是走廊，而直接紧接走廊的是...这个。
Leonard: Do you realize that if Penny wakes up, there is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here.
你有没想过，万一Penny醒了，该如何解释我们在这儿呢。
Sheldon: I just gave you a reasonable explanation.
我刚就给了你一个合理解释。
Leonard: No, no, you gave me an explanation. Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.
不，不，你给了我一个解释。可它的合理性，得由你的同伴陪审团来裁决。
Sheldon: Don't be ridiculous. I have no peers.
别说笑了。我没什么同伴。
Leonard: Sheldon, we have to get out of here. Sheldon，我们得出去。
Sheldon: You might want to speak in a lower register.
也许你得降低声调。
Leonard: What
什么
Sheldon: Evolution has made women sensitive to high-pitched noises while they sleep
人类进化使得女性在睡觉时，对高声调的噪音特别敏感，
so that they'll be roused by a crying baby.
这样她们就能被哭闹的婴儿唤醒。
If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register.
如果你不想吵醒她，降低声调。
Leonard: That's ridiculous!
太可笑了!
Sheldon: No. That's ridiculous.
不，太可笑了。
Leonard: Fine. I accept your premise. Now, please, let's go.
好吧，我接受你的假设，拜托，我们走。
Sheldon: I'm not leaving until I'm done. If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.
没清理完，我不会走的。如果你如此清闲，还不如帮着清理。
Leonard: Oh, what the hell.
噢，该死的。
Sheldon: Morning.
早上好。
Leonard: Morning.
早上好。
Sheldon: I have to say I slept splendidly. Granted, not long, but just deeply and well.
我得说我睡得非常好。老实说，睡得不久，但是很深很沉。
Leonard: I'm not surprised. A well-known folk cure for insomnia is to break in your neighbor's apartment and clean.
我不觉得惊讶。一个有名的民间治愈失眠法，就是闯入邻居的房间打扫清理。
Sheldon: Sarcasm
讽刺我吗
Leonard: You think
你说呢
Sheldon: Granted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox, but I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement to Penny's quality of life.
老实说，我的方法也许有些极端，但我认为最终有效地，增进了Penny的生活质量。
Leonard: You've convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.
你说得对，也许今晚我们该再偷溜去，给她的地毯来个泡泡浴。
Sheldon: You don't think that crosses a line
你不觉得那样太过火了吗
Leonard: Yes. For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth Sheldon
当然。难道要我每次开口讽刺你时，都举块讽刺牌
Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign
你有讽刺牌
Leonard: No, I do not have a sarcasm sign.
不，我没有讽刺牌。
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Sheldon: Do you want some cereal. I feel so good today; I'm going to choose from the low-fiber end of the shelf.
你想来些芥麦吗？今天感觉真好，我决定选择，架子尾端的低纤维食物。
Hello, Honey Puffs.
哈罗，蜂蜜泡芙。
Penny：Son of a bitch!
狗娘养的!
Leonard: Penny's up.
Penny起床了。
Penny：You sick geeky bastards!
你们这些恶心变态的杂种!
Leonard: How did she know it was us
她怎么知道是我们
Sheldon: I may have left a suggested organizational schematic for her bedroom closet.
我也许在她卧室的衣橱，留下了一个暗示性的组织记号。
Penny：Leonard!
Leonard!
Leonard: God, this is going to be bad.
上帝啊，糟糕了。
Sheldon: Good-bye, Honey Puffs. Hello, Big Bran.
再见，蜂蜜泡芙。哈罗，大糠芥麦。
Penny：You came into my apartment last night while I was sleeping!
你们昨晚趁我睡着时，进了我的房间!
Leonard: Yes, but only to clean.
是的，但只是帮你清理房间。
Sheldon: Really more to organize. You're not actually dirty, per se.
顶多也就是整理。本质上讲，你并不脏。
Penny：Give me back my key.
把钥匙还给我。
Leonard: I'm very, very sorry.
我非常抱歉。
Penny：Do you understand how creepy this is
你们知道这有多么可怕吗
Leonard: Oh, yes, we discussed it at length last night.
是的，我们昨晚详细地讨论过了。
Penny：In my apartment, while I was sleeping!
我的房间，趁我睡着时!
Sheldon: And snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection. But it could be sleep apnea. You might want to see an otolaryngologist. The throat doctor.
还打鼾，那也许是种鼻窦传染病。
但那会引发睡眠时呼吸暂停，你最好去看耳鼻喉科医师。
就是看咽喉的医生。
Penny：And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses
哪种医生能从屁股里提鞋
Sheldon: Depending on the depth, that's either a... proctologist or a general surgeon.
依深度来看，那可能是直肠病医生，或是普通外科医生。
Leonard: SARCASM
讽刺（纸上写的）
Penny：God!
上帝!
Leonard: Penny, I think what you're feeling is perfectly valid and maybe a little bit later today, when you're feeling a little less... for lack of a better word-- violated, maybe we can talk about this some more.
Penny，你现在的想法完全正确，也许再过一会儿，当你感到不是那么... 该怎么说，被冒犯时，我们可以再谈谈这件事。
Penny：Stay away from me.
离我远点。
Leonard: Sure, that's another way to go.
当然，那也是种方法。
Sheldon: Penny, Penny! Hold on. Just to clarify, because there will be a discussion when you leave. Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping, or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm. Well, that was a little non-responsive.
Penny，Penny! 等等。
澄清一下，因为你离开后，这儿会展开讨论。你是只反对我们，趁你睡着时偷溜进你房间，还是也反对被强迫接受一个，全新而井井有条的模范房间。呃，这个回答太含糊了。
Leonard: You are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize. What's funny
你得马上大步走去，正式向她道歉。有什么好笑的
Sheldon: That wasn't sarcasm
那不是讽刺吗
Leonard: No.
不是。
Sheldon: Whoo, boy, you are all over the place this morning. I have a master's and two Ph.D.s, I should not have to do this.
哇，小子，今早什么话都是你说了算啊。我有一个硕士学位，两个博士学位，我不应该这么做。
Penny：What!
什么事!
Sheldon: I am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility. And I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover. I did what I could.
对于昨晚发生的事，我真挚地向你道歉。我负全部责任。而且我希望不会影响到，你对Leonard的看法。他不仅仅是个好人，而且我听说，他是个温和细心的好情人。
我尽力了。
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